In all seriousness, both pipelines suffered catastrophic underwater events earlier this week five hours apart.
There's no possible way it was something other than sabotage.
European natural gas prices jumped 8% on the news, which are already 3x higher than a year ago.
All because Trump was not in office and we have incontinent incompetent instead who could not prevent this war. Unless we clear cut our forests for pellet fuel, Europe will freeze this winter and, frankly, they earned it!
Link: https://twitter.com/jupawlak/status/1574706752691511299