Several thoughts:
Just as knuterockne13 didn't need to contact the board ops to leave "hoping that they would beg him to stay", you too don't need to bother ND Administration. You too could simply leave. And guess what, they won't miss you either.
Real Notre Dame men don't use the term "pollyanna", or any of other jargon generated by the high school level social clique that you think of as NDN.
We also don't feel the need to try to impress others with our sophistication and education. Thus we don't discuss "sartorial style", we don't brag about what wine we prefer, and we don't feel that the size of our penis is reflected by how tall the Irish Guard are.
You prove my very point with your post. Paraphrasing, you say, "If you are not unhappy with all of these things (jumbotron, field turf, smoke machine), then UHND is the place for you". In other words, if you are not an unhappy bitter little bitch who thinks exactly the same as everyone else at NDN, then you shouldn't be there". You are exactly right. But
has it ever struck you as odd that your NDN site is the only one that isn't "pollyanna"?
At this far gone stage, you and your crew really DO loathe Notre Dame. When was the last time you posted anything positive about Notre Dame or bragged to a friend about them?
Yes, we have a problem with Kelly IMO, but your site only compounds the problem. What a great and simple thing it is for recruiting opponents to send our targets to your site.
Of course, the kid would expect to see some criticism - but every single post, every single day - from our own supposed fans & alumni?
You and NDN are a bigger problem than most of the things that you listed.