Kelly: Chip, we got to hurry this game up. It's colder than a witch's tit in hell down here. You've got that heated booth.
Long: Coach I promise I will but I just wanted to give Brandon one more short perimeter throw into triple coverage to challenge him. We are ahead by 22 points.
Kelly: Chip, as an inducement I will tell you I've got a big jug of Maker's Mark in our coaches' cubby after the game. We can have a warm-me-up while the boys are showering before we have to do those dreadful interviews with the guys from II.
Long: For sure coach but I have one more request. Will you let me talk to Louisville next week?
Kelly: Only if you will bring me some of those stadium dogs from your guys' buffet. Extra mustard.