First and foremost, you are a USC fan and you are suffering. That makes me happy.
ND has been f'ed over too many times in CA to take this game lightly. There is still much talent on your roster. God bless you Lynn Swann for extending Clay Helton earlier this year through 2023.
Hey Amon-Ra! How's that Trojan decision working out for you?
I laughed out loud at the 'Ty Willingham without the charisma' line. Ty had all the charisma of a painted white wall. I've heard Clay during interviews and always came away impressed.
Hope you hire either Bob Davie or Ty Willingham and commence upon a decade of horrible football. May Chip Kelly and his many chins be prominent in your dreams.
Thank you for the post.