So I got stuck coaching soccer because the head coach quit before our first game. Never played before but did the best I could. So my daughter and her friends are on the team. Kids were great parents a pain in the ass. So last game we are 0-8 and my Dad is in the stands and this guy is ranting what a bad coach I am and said to my Dad, quote “I don’t think this guy knows what he’s doing” my Dad’s response “I can tell you for sure he doesn’t know what he is doing” makes me laugh to this day.