To adequately represent the rainbow that is ND! One day, I hope to see a dozen or more, a veritable human pantechnicon of leprechauns, all celebrating together in the north end zone - gay leprechauns in rainbow attire, Muslim leprechauns - in burkas, if so desired, Latino leprechauns (why isn't there already one of those, I might add), differently-abled leprechauns, some really old ones to represent our adult and continuing ed students, maybe a couple of Sikh or other South Asian leprechauns (they are a big constituency on campus, actually, and deserve a leprechaun of their own), a Native American leprechaun since trickster elves were part of the Nathan Phillips heritage as well, leprechauns who, like me, are bespectacled, and so on. And when they are named, I want the university to clearly state the group that each particular diverse leprechaun represents. No one should ever feel that they cannot grow up and be a leprechaun. It's not my America if it doesn't have a leprechaun for every one of us.