Haven't you gotten on board with the program yet? There can be no joy in fandom anymore. Beating USC isn't enough. Have to beat them a certain way, and by enough points. And without mistakes. You are "settling" for mediocrity as a fan if you enjoy the moment of beating a rival. You are snarky rather than substantial if you don't lead with criticism. You are a homer instead of a realist if you don't put the moment in the context of an inevitable loss later in the year . . . a "beatdown" by the likes of Alabama, Clemson, now Florida I guess. You know, the kind of beatdown the realists told us would surely happen in Athens. Get with the program, man. No joy, no celebration. No bright side, no glass half full. You are a fan, so act like one. Be miserable.