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Sam meets Tyler:

Author: Irishize (7596 Posts - Joined: Dec 1, 2018)
Posted at 1:50 pm on Jan 5, 2023
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S: Hey, Tyler, nice game. Wanna get a pick six, I mean, six pack.

T: Ha-ha! No, I don't drink, man. Wanna get some Korean food?

S: No thanks, I just ate. Anyway, so how do you like it here?

T: Cool! Let's cut the small talk: Man, you're here to take my job. Why don't you just take your chances with the NFL?

S: I don't know, I just love the college scene.

T: Yeah, right. You spent 5 years at Wake. Get a life! I want to be QB1 here. Get lost!

S: Whoa! Mr. 3 picks, 2 pick-sixes! You're a little rusty, wouldn't you say?

T: Yeah, well I'm never gonna knock the rust off with you here. Just go to Georgia, why don't you?

S: Man, who are you kidding? You're so injury prone, you'll never last a season. I'm the insurance man. Even if you were to beat me out, which you would never do, I'd be available. Marcus doesn't want to get burned again like he did when you went down against Marshall this year.

T: Aw, forget it, man. The hell with it. If you come here, I'm gonna transfer.

S: Be my guest. Do you think you'll be missed? You'll make NocalIrish a happy man!


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Replies to: "Sam meets Tyler:"

  • Sam Hartman on campus since yesterday... [NT] [LINK] - Rocketman84 - 12:31pm 1/5/23 (23) [View All]
    • Tyler and Sam would be a great combo. - Hensou - 2:12pm 1/5/23
    • Sam meets Tyler: - Irishize - 1:50pm 1/5/23
    • Bet Hartman announces for ND this week. Hopefully Buchnuts transfers. [NT] - NocalIrish - 1:16pm 1/5/23
      • Good grief , you are SCUM!!!! [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 7:07pm 1/5/23
      • any chance you would go in the portal? - D2 - 2:32pm 1/5/23
        • Used your GPA as your user name D2? - NocalIrish - 4:42pm 1/5/23
          • football players are all maga conservatives and voted for trump [NT] - und67 - 4:45pm 1/5/23
      • D BAG ALERT.....D BAG ALERT! [NT] - Frankx - 1:53pm 1/5/23
      • Board Ops. - could we please have this post deleted? [NT] - jakers - 1:39pm 1/5/23
        • No idea why this poster is allowed to persist... [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 7:21am 1/6/23
        • And a ban. This is not its first post like this. [NT] - Protagonist - 3:25pm 1/5/23
      • You are undoubtedly the dumbest poster on the board [NT] - ColeyO - 1:19pm 1/5/23
        • This clown is a troll. [NT] - cubsfanin16 - 2:07pm 1/5/23
        • Have you ever heard of jimbasil though? [NT] - jabbadoody5 - 1:33pm 1/5/23
          • Know in some parts as "Silent J" [NT] - LanceManion - 2:46pm 1/5/23
          • Did he change up? He no long uses “Hit the ignore button A-hole”, Down below he told Hensou to Go - MuskyTommy - 1:37pm 1/5/23
            • He had to change it up after I reminded everyone that it's more fun to troll a moron than ignor them [NT] - jabbadoody5 - 1:46pm 1/5/23
              • No one on ignore for me. Different opinions aren’always a bad thing even if you don’t agree with it [NT] - MuskyTommy - 1:49pm 1/5/23
                • No one...as far as you know. Boards Ops uses visibility filters. [NT] - jabbadoody5 - 3:44pm 1/5/23
            • Don't forget, he's one of the " chosen few" who can pull it off [NT] - ColeyO - 1:44pm 1/5/23
              • 👍 [NT] - MuskyTommy - 1:47pm 1/5/23
    • I hope they took him to the Glow Worm last night - SB's finest adult estbalishment. [NT] - LanceManion - 12:33pm 1/5/23
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