You may be slower than Uncle Joe...

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You may be slower than Uncle Joe...

Author: TakethetrainKnute (34539 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 8:41 am on Apr 5, 2023

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Just kidding. Petticoat Junction has faded into the distant past for most...

Replies to: "You may be slower than Uncle Joe..."

The silence is deafening. Somebody please post SOMETHING----but not injuries, esp. at safety. [NT] - faircatchcorby - 10:41am 4/4/23 (56) [View All]
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  - It was her own doing. She chose to semi retire and move to Cali. [NT] - ELP - 11:52am 4/5/23
    - She was born in 1942! She's 81 years old. Hope she's getting proper attention in The home! [NT] - irishslovak - 12:36pm 4/5/23
      - So...you're saying Nigel has a shot... [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 3:35pm 4/5/23
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  - Sanity. You're right. The best part of this offseason is there hasn't been a lot of annointing going - oldirish - 10:29am 4/5/23
  - This is a great post, probably worthy of being pinned to the top until opening kickoff. [NT] - Chrisb - 9:03am 4/5/23
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      - "By far the most athletic interior lineman" - jabbadoody5 - 11:33pm 4/5/23
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        His Dad was great at Pitt back in the day. Was he a Scranton guy? [NT] - irishslovak - 9:59am 4/5/23
        Yes - his dad played at West Scranton H.S. He played next to another "mountain of a kid" named... - NEPA Irish - 8:25am 4/6/23
  - Excellent Post. [NT] - Frankx - 10:09pm 4/4/23
  - Wow! Gold pure gold! [NT] - irishslovak - 10:06pm 4/4/23
    - tky is the smartest guy here! [NT] - irishslovak - 10:30pm 4/4/23
- Ginger or Mary Ann?? [NT] - ripperduck - 4:36pm 4/4/23
  - Dawn Wells was Miss Nevada. That has to count for something. - NDavenue - 7:26am 4/5/23
  - YES! [NT] - Frankx - 9:50pm 4/4/23
  - board violation. - und67 - 9:43pm 4/4/23
    - Broad violation. [NT] - whatsamataU - 9:07am 4/5/23
  - Ginger and Mary Ann. [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 8:03pm 4/4/23
  - When I was little, it as Mary Ann all the way, then I hit puberty and I understood the question. [NT] - jrdjr84 - 7:40pm 4/4/23
  - Ginger or both. [NT] - THEISMANCARR - 6:11pm 4/4/23
  - Mary Ann [NT] - michiganirish - 6:03pm 4/4/23
  - real question: Billy Joe, Bobby Joe or Betty Joe? [NT] - D2 - 5:57pm 4/4/23
    - Had no fuckin clue what this post meant... - ripperduck - 9:28pm 4/4/23
      - You may be slower than Uncle Joe... - TakethetrainKnute - 8:41am 4/5/23
        Uncle Joe WASN'T slow. He was a conniving bastard... - ripperduck - 2:30pm 4/5/23
    - Petticoat Junction? [NT] - faircatchcorby - 8:25pm 4/4/23
    - Which was which? I am confused so all three. [NT] - THEISMANCARR - 6:13pm 4/4/23
      - That is the right answer - D2 - 7:26pm 4/4/23
      - Billy Joe - blonde, Betty Joe - redhead, Bobby Joe - brunette [NT] - michiganirish - 6:25pm 4/4/23
        For reference purposes only... [IMAGE] - TakethetrainKnute - 9:43am 4/5/23
        THOSE three are supposed to be "girls next door?!?!Dayum..."Fayum - ripperduck - 2:33pm 4/5/23
    - Bobby Joe. Not even close. [NT] - michiganirish - 6:02pm 4/4/23
      - Which one though.There were two of them.The second one (Lori Saunders) was easily the cutest sister. [NT] - Irish_Demon - 7:04pm 4/4/23
        Yes, Lori Saunders [NT] - michiganirish - 12:43pm 4/6/23
        
        Was that the hotel's water supply they were bathing in? [NT] - ELP - 9:58am 4/5/23
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- I dare you...I double dare you! [NT] - Frankx - 1:41pm 4/4/23
- I like turtles [NT] - AL-Irish - 11:32am 4/4/23
  - The Turtles or just turtles in general? [NT] - ELP - 2:08pm 4/4/23
  - Do you like them, or like like them? [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 12:51pm 4/4/23
    - The Turtles? I love them. [NT] - ELP - 5:22pm 4/4/23
- Michigan fucking sucks. - AlbanyIRISH - 11:28am 4/4/23
  - WINNER---and it ain't even close. [NT] - faircatchcorby - 8:26pm 4/4/23
  - Yes, and beating them in the playoffs would be sweet. [NT] - michiganirish - 6:04pm 4/4/23
- Everybody’s at the beach. [NT] - whatsamataU - 11:09am 4/4/23
- Shhhhhh! (We're on double-secret probation.) [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 11:03am 4/4/23
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- Thanks. I thought something had happened to my feed. [NT] - WoodstockIrish - 10:55am 4/4/23

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