Notre Dame fans this week:
- Sunday: good thing I don’t even like football.
- Monday: life is miserable. We suck. Fire Chris Ash.
- Tuesday: I mean I guess we did lose our two hardest games by a total of 4 points. The new QB is looking good.
- Wednesday: But humor me, what if we went 10-2?
- Thursday: No way we lose again. 100% playoff lock at 10-2. We ride at dawn.