If they keep him as an offensive analyst, he'll probably convince them to keep running delayed draw handoffs deep in the shotgun on 4th and a half inch.
Seriously, though, he'll probably find an easy MAC or Sun Belt level job in the near future, where he can once again dominate the kindergarten playground, coast to his retirement, and laugh all the way to the bank, courtesy of LSU's generosity.
One can only hope
Replies to: "One can only hope"
- Kelly’s end of season buyout $52.38 M. Why wait, clean out your office and run. [LINK]
- whatsamataU - 10:32am 10/26/25
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- Reminder - the same person who gave Kelly $95M… - Nigel Tufnel - 2:32pm 10/26/25
- He should clearly pick another amount. 95 seems a bit jinxed. [NT] - oldirish - 8:40pm 10/26/25
- Hilarious [NT] - KWIRISH - 4:48pm 10/26/25
- Estimates at LSU for cost of removing Kelly AND paying staff as well & replacements = 100M [NT]
- BaronVonZemo - 1:24pm 10/26/25
- Conference calls to test the water, I’ll go along with whatever the board wants conversations and - whatsamataU - 3:37pm 10/26/25
- They have plenty of money - ndunabomber - 1:30pm 10/26/25
- If you are going to pay him anyway, and he's unemployable, could you make him an analyst? [NT]
- LanceManion - 12:15pm 10/26/25
- One can only hope - ndunabomber - 12:42pm 10/26/25
- Would love tosee him get the Penn State gig. Though Matt Rhule is uglier and dumber... [NT]
- irishslovak - 10:36am 10/26/25
- Most PSU fans I hear from would be happy with Kelly - ndunabomber - 11:56am 10/26/25
- That ain't what I'm hearing. I live in west central PA. 2 neighbors, my daughter & several former - irishslovak - 12:01pm 10/26/25
- His hearing may not be that great! [NT] - whatsamataU - 2:20pm 10/26/25
- I don't doubt you, but their fanbase does look desperate - ndunabomber - 12:44pm 10/26/25
- AD Pat Kraft & Rhule are former teammates. Rhule is mediocre at best. If Rhule is a bust - irishslovak - 12:49pm 10/26/25
- Hate to say this but - ND PSU '82-"93 JOPA was 8-4 against ND. He was - irishslovak - 12:57pm 10/26/25
- AD Pat Kraft & Rhule are former teammates. Rhule is mediocre at best. If Rhule is a bust - irishslovak - 12:49pm 10/26/25
- It’s Nick Saban or bust [NT] - holybull101 - 12:44pm 10/26/25
- That ain't what I'm hearing. I live in west central PA. 2 neighbors, my daughter & several former - irishslovak - 12:01pm 10/26/25
- Most PSU fans I hear from would be happy with Kelly - ndunabomber - 11:56am 10/26/25
- Reminder - the same person who gave Kelly $95M… - Nigel Tufnel - 2:32pm 10/26/25