Because what you are saying is likely complete BS.
Nobody believes what you are sellling.
Why is “College Gameday” there?
It’s your biggest game in 20 years that’s why?
Why didn’t the guy at the bar ask out Sydney Sweeney? Oh silly, because he knew she’d say yes, and then he’d have to deal with all that paparazzi? What’s the point, right? (Yeah, 100 points, just like that guy.)