There, improved your headline, Babylon Bee.
And aren't you all anxious to see how the pros in the Biden Administration will work their magic on the Haitian Cannibal Zombies? How long before we see U.S. Marines necklaced with burning tires, and then Joey glancing at his watch again at the posthumous ceremony to honor the dead?
I say we drop Blinken and the newest special forces unit, Pink Patrol, into the country in cover of darkness and let them work their way to the missionaries. Kind of a more fab, 21st century "Band of the Hand." Lloyd Austin can trail along with his ventilator. Admiral Rachel Levine will plan the logistics. Sam Brinton will coordinate the apparel to blend in with the locals. Robert Downey Jr. will handle the face paint.
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