Let's listen in to this lovely couple, Nancy (N) and Paulie (P).
N: We did it! We got communion from the pope's #2 man. In yo face, Archbishop Cordileone. Plus, we got an audience with the Big Guy himself.
P: Biden?
N: No, idiot! Pope Francis.
P: Big deal. He's a fellow lefty. He doesn't care if you're a hypocrite about abortion.
N: Whoa!, Paulie. Don't give me that hypocrite shit. You were drunk, driving around with one of your bimbos and totaled our Porsche!
P: What do you expect? You're old and ugly with your drooping mascara and tits. I need some action. You know hot chicks like AOC.
N: Don't mention that little bitch. She's getting way more attention than me. Those creeps from Fox News say that she's the real Speaker of the House. Rosebud!
P: Settle down. Just remember all those insider stock deals that I maneuvered. We're rich, baby. Rich!
N: And who do you think paved the way for that? If I didn't grease the skids, nothing would have happened. We're both revenue whores and don't forget it!
The phone rings.
N: Yes, your Holiness, 2 PM would be fine.
P: What's that all about?
N: The pope wants us over for some wine at the Vatican at 2 PM.
P: Yes!!! You know I love wine.
N: Listen, wino, remember our high school Latin phrase: In vino veritas. So go easy on that wine and STFU. You're more trouble than you're worth.
And there you have it, folks. A little glimpse at a loving Catholic couple.