"Behold, serpents, your master! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
Link: https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/148922/snake-handler-bitten-viper-anti-venom
Anyone who would own and handle one of these is insane.
If it's a snake, I'm running the other way.
My favorite was that person down ELP's way in Indiana who had all sorts of venomous snakes prowling around the house, including black mambas.
It's unintentionally humorous at times, but one of my favorite horror B-movies of the 80s, Venom:
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