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For almond milk drinkers.....

Author: BaronVonZemo  (62777 Posts - Joined: Nov 19, 2010)
Posted at 9:18 pm on Mar 29, 2026
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Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlP35_mwypg

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Thread Level: 2

More California insanity... as if there wasn't already more than enough.

Author: Curly1918  (17625 Posts - Joined: Aug 30, 2017)
Posted at 12:40 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVSoX0Qvm0

Thread Level: 3

You know, I actually advocate for almond milk though I like milk too. This is just funny regardless.

Author: BaronVonZemo  (62777 Posts - Joined: Nov 19, 2010)
Posted at 1:11 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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There is a large % of the world population that simply cannot digest lactose well. More options are usually a good thing....even if it means milking those really tiny nut nipples.

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Nice dodge...but I'm informed, by this really reliable source, that you're anti alternative milk.

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 6:28 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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(No worries. Just Tyrone soiling himself again.)

Thread Level: 5

Be sure to check out my post at the 12:42am 3/31/26 mark…then get back to me…

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 3:26 am on Mar 31, 2026
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Baron is sure to take note and make up another excuse for mocking those he shouldn’t be.

As you'll see, 'Mockery' and 'Sarcasm' directed at consumers of "Nut Milks" (e.g. those with Lactose Intolerance and High Cholesterol) are the ONLY reasons such videos exist.

All that bluster by you...and nothing to show for it...what's next?


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Thread Level: 6

Why, on earth? Do you man up & say "Hey, I was wrong"? Of course not. Know who that reminds me of?

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 2:20 pm on Mar 31, 2026
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All you have to do is refute what I posted…the fact that you haven’t says it all, Knute …and

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 4:31 pm on Mar 31, 2026
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Everyone can see it plain as day.

Thread Level: 8

Huh? Seriously, are you late 70's? Early 80's? You may want to touch base with your Gerontologist.

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 4:43 pm on Mar 31, 2026
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I'm not kidding.

Your post is self-refuting. It was a whole-cloth invention. (BVZ is "anti alternative milk". If it WAS true...you feel it would be of great consequence and prove something important?)

If you truly don't know that...seek proper help. Good luck to you.


Thread Level: 9

Once again...the ONLY reason those videos exist is to MOCK those who can't ingest Dairy products...

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 8:53 pm on Mar 31, 2026
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...prove me wrong. Oh, wait...you've already been given that opportunity and not taken advantage of it.

Act like an adult and not a petulant child who can't use reason.


Thread Level: 5

Good grief! You're right, the UHND Open DOES deserve a better Soros propagandist.

Author: BaronVonZemo  (62777 Posts - Joined: Nov 19, 2010)
Posted at 10:34 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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It was just funny - to anyone. Even to almond milk drinkers.

Link Boy as classic BVZDS (and like a true liberal, no real sense of humor - though I am certain that he can ask AI to help himself out there too).

PS - He deceives as part of his job. He knows the far gone Lefties will probably not open any link from me out of principal and obedience. Thus, he misrepresents what the post was about knowing that for those crazies (the one's that it is his charge to retain) will know nothing different. He gives them lies to hide any evidence of humanity from the opposing political side....it just mixes badly with their ongoing demonization propaganda.


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Says the man who hides behind a faux “Ignore” claim and hasn’t got the courage to face me in honest

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 4:17 pm on Mar 31, 2026
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debate that would show to all on the OF who’s right and who’s wrong.

Rule #1 for Baron…”Keep any and all debates One Sided”…


Thread Level: 2

For those with Lactose Intolerance and/or High Cholesterol...

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 10:54 pm on Mar 29, 2026
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...you can worry about your image...or your health...we know where Dr. Baron stands...

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond_milk

Thread Level: 3

No sense of humor. All politics, all the time.

Author: NedoftheHill  (46427 Posts - Joined: Jun 30, 2011)
Posted at 2:03 am on Mar 30, 2026
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Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good.
Thread Level: 4

The left lost their sense of humor years ago.

Author: Curly1918  (17625 Posts - Joined: Aug 30, 2017)
Posted at 1:00 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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Folks suffering from severe OCD are incapable of experiencing enjoyment.

Thread Level: 5

SNL...John Oliver...Steven Colbert...Jon Stewart....not a bad lineup....MAGAs just have thin skin...

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 3:46 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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Thread Level: 5

Killed all the late night shows.

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:22 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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Talking content. The “funny” is long gone…

Thread Level: 4

The AMA needs to discipline doctors who anonymously put humorous content on message boards…

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 11:27 am on Mar 30, 2026
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Height of irony….because Tyrone was assigned to this board to milk support from nuts…

Thread Level: 5

Hey, if humor at the expense of those with genuine health issues floats your boat, have at it...

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 2:32 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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...especially when it comes from a physician whose first instinct...you'd think...would be concern for helping others. Seems a little odd to me, but then there is quite a spectrum of personalities in every profession...some here might call them nuts, but I'll save that term for those who go to extreme lengths to milk a pun out of anything and everything.

In fairness, you do occasionally hit the mark...but it's been awhile.


Thread Level: 6

It was humor at the expense of...ALMONDS...you unrelenting nitwit...

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:38 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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Thread Level: 7

...from a Physician who should be the LAST one to make a joke about sufferers who can't

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 4:00 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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use dairy products...get it?

Thread Level: 8

You're out of your (nut) tree.

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 4:34 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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It was in NO WAY a joke at the expense of the lactose, A1, A2, etc...intolerant.

But you somehow just can't let it go...can you?

Those who pegged your personality as most akin to the "The Donald's"...were spot on.


Thread Level: 9

Not at all..if you had even a tiny nut sized portion of your grey matter dedicated to investigation

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 12:42 am on Mar 31, 2026
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of the Null Hypothesis, you'd find that there are indeed others doing exactly what my post suggested...i.e. throwing shade on non-dairy 'Milk' consumers. Here's an AI summary of the notables using sarcastic "Nut Milk" videos (like the one Baron posted) to belittle those with lactose intolerance....and given BVZ's penchant for throwing shade on people wearing masks to mitigate the chances of getting COVID, it's no stretch to see him denigrating folks with dietary restrictions, like lactose intolerance or high cholesterol.

Now if you have evidence that proves there is NO WAY such disparaging videos exist...please share it.
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AI Overview
Several internet videos and comedy sketches MOCK (emphasis mine) the consumption of almond milk, particularly by those who are lactose intolerant or managing dietary health issues.

Jack Whitehall's "The Milk Options": In this stand-up clip, Jack Whitehall satirizes the overwhelming number of milk alternatives (such as almond, hazelnut, and cashew), suggesting that milk should only come from a "nipple" and joking that alternative milks are just "nut juice".

Kevin James on Lactose Intolerance: Comedian Kevin James jokes about lactose-intolerant people who announce their dietary restrictions, suggesting they should simply stop eating dairy without making it a social event.

Theo Von on Almond Milk: Theo Von mocks the idea of "milking" an almond, questioning the process and finding humor in the popularity of nut-based alternatives over traditional dairy.

Lactose Intolerance Skit: Other social media sketches (such as those shared on TikTok/Instagram) often portray the digestive consequences of ignoring lactose intolerance, mocking the "desperate measures" people take, such as switching to almond milk, to avoid discomfort.

Satirical Content: Content creators often highlight that many commercial almond milks have very few actual almonds, often containing thickeners like gums and sunflower oils, which makes them a target for satire regarding "healthy" choices.

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Thread Level: 10

Wow...you are extra loopy. Thanks for proving my point. This thread turned out to be an Almond Joy

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 1:17 pm on Mar 31, 2026
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Unless you can prove what I posted is fiction, you’re absolutely wrong about the video and BVZ…

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 2:49 pm on Mar 31, 2026
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Time to Man Up and and acknowledge your mistake…instead of hurting invectives that only serve to make you look worse.

Thread Level: 12

Quadrupling down? Thanks for the chuckle. Go back to claiming the Brit who attacked "Reacher" was

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 4:19 pm on Mar 31, 2026
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doing so primarily because he (the looney limey) was a Trump supporter. Also side-splitting.

The unintentional humor with you trying to cram politics into decidedly non-political threads has become non-stop.

Do relay my thanks to the folks who revved you up and sent you here bearing their toxic agenda...for at least making their contrived messenger such an unintentionally funny transparent stooge.


Thread Level: 13

Your resistance is impressive but totally lacking in substance…the ONLY purpose for those videos is

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 4:43 pm on Mar 31, 2026
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to MOCK the consumers…who overwhelmingly purchase the product for health reasons. It’s not Rocket Science…crass people do this stuff all the time…don’t side with them.

Thread Level: 14

Just …WOW! This is some crazy stuff, Ty. Tapping out. (Mark, get out the padlock…)

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 6:24 pm on Mar 31, 2026
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By all means though, feel free to give Tyrone the last word on the evidentiary political impact of the satirical almond milking video.

Thread Level: 4

Now that's a joke in and of itself ;-)...losing count of the number of times I...and some others...

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 2:22 am on Mar 30, 2026
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post something that has absolutely nothing to do with politics and get downvoted by double digits...talk about 'eye rolling' stuff ;-)

But thanks for your contribution...pass the word along to Baron, if he isn't peeking and being a world class Passive Aggressive...


Thread Level: 3

yes, because almond milk is the only alternative

Author: irish93  (1945 Posts - Joined: Nov 2, 2009)
Posted at 12:43 am on Mar 30, 2026
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Thread Level: 4

As the link shows, Oat Milk is also a good alternative...try it sometime...

Author: TyroneIrish  (24064 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 1:27 am on Mar 30, 2026
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Thread Level: 5

I like oat milk.

Author: irish93  (1945 Posts - Joined: Nov 2, 2009)
Posted at 3:03 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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Thread Level: 6

Oat milk is pretty good. I think Tyrone misspelled "Cat" milk though...

Author: TakethetrainKnute  (35139 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:31 pm on Mar 30, 2026
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