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First photo of the brotha who was paid by the GOP to pretend to be an assassin.

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 2:50 am on Apr 26, 2026
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30 years old. Let's just cut to the chase and fill out the inevitable profile:

- Dem voter
- Unemployed
- Active on Reddit commie forums and has called for violence numerous times
- College graduate
- Has questioned his sex
- Father not in the picture
- Atheist


Link: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116468652963767750

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Thread Level: 2

The genius booked a room at the same hotel as the event. LA County teacher material.

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:32 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Thread Level: 2

Here is his LinkedIn profile

Author: Shadow_of_the_Dome  (4824 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:26 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Link: https://www.linkedin.com/in/cole-allen-003804b7?utm_source=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=member_ios

Thread Level: 2

"Teacher of the Month" in LA County!

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:13 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Sorry to insert some levity in this, but of course he's employed! Silly me! He's a communist teacher! Duh! I work among so many geniuses! BTW, I guarantee you he has complained about the low esteem with which teachers are held these days!

Link: https://x.com/visegrad24/status/2048221979421884553

Thread Level: 3

Part time tutor, per his linkedin page.

Author: NedoftheHill  (46537 Posts - Joined: Jun 30, 2011)
Posted at 6:15 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good.
Thread Level: 2

Gosh dam it I'm good. Cal Tech grad.

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:04 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Ah, Dumber, there indeed is always tomorrow. Hey, maybe the guy won't turn out to be an aspiring tranny and you can hold me to account on that one.

Link: https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2048234432088133643

Thread Level: 3

He put his pronouns on linkedin, so I guess there was some question on that front.

Author: NedoftheHill  (46537 Posts - Joined: Jun 30, 2011)
Posted at 5:52 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good.
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From California. Gonna go out on a limb and say he’s a registered Democrat.

Author: TampaIrish  (12395 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 2:55 am on Apr 26, 2026
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I hold the record for most deleted posts. +100. Certain posters must be protected!
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From Cali? You don't say. Is he homeless, I mean, unhoused?

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 2:57 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Easy on that Cali shit. The Red has come out Shockingly, a lot since Covid

Author: Frankx  (6366 Posts - Joined: Aug 23, 2017)
Posted at 1:37 pm on Apr 26, 2026
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He’s jealous because he can’t afford to live here

Author: Domer From Hell  (18080 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 2:47 pm on Apr 26, 2026
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We're all born bald baby!
Thread Level: 2

Kind of a fast brotha. Shame he wasn't on the portal.

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 2:52 am on Apr 26, 2026
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If only we could've reformed him earlier. He had so much potential.

Link: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116468650367386223

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“In” the portal, gramps

Author: Domer From Hell  (18080 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 2:57 am on Apr 26, 2026
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We're all born bald baby!
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Did ya hear? He's a Cali boy!

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:00 am on Apr 26, 2026
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And? Are you jealous that your state is irrelevant but once every four years?

Author: Domer From Hell  (18080 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:02 am on Apr 26, 2026
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We're all born bald baby!
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That cuts. That cuts deep, Dumber. A shallow toker doesn't like my state, just as I don't like his.

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:05 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Give me a second. Okay, I'm good.

Thread Level: 7

Where’d I say I don’t like your state. Seriously, what would we do without that cheese?

Author: Domer From Hell  (18080 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:07 am on Apr 26, 2026
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We're all born bald baby!
Thread Level: 8

Actually, Cali is the #1 dairy state.

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:09 am on Apr 26, 2026
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I know I've already asked this tonight of someone, but how do you think this is going for you right about now?

Thread Level: 9

I’ve dominated you. You’re the one calling for Mark’s help. Your surrender is…

Author: Domer From Hell  (18080 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:11 am on Apr 26, 2026
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conditionally accepted.

We're all born bald baby!
Thread Level: 10

They all fled, Dumber. Except you. Shit, he'll have these threads locked before his rice cake.

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:18 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Let's be honest, he might just delete them like they were Tampa posts. He can't stand the aforementioned kids being given buzzcuts like this. I'm officially taking this as a personal insult that all of them haven't complained in Chrissy style about this grave mistreatment and victimization. Jim was such a pussy, he ran after I corrected his grammar, for crying out loud.

"Mark! Mark! He, he's...he's talking mean about me! Mark! Mark!"


Thread Level: 11

I’ll take the Honorable Mention. That’s was pretty funny.

Author: TampaIrish  (12395 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 12:01 pm on Apr 26, 2026
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I hold the record for most deleted posts. +100. Certain posters must be protected!
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I’m not sure if Mark would like being accused of eating rice cakes. That might result in a…

Author: Domer From Hell  (18080 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:21 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Suspension. Careful, Neville

We're all born bald baby!
Thread Level: 12

Exile the person who keeps you and so many others coming back?

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:26 am on Apr 26, 2026
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Let me try again: Where the hell is Chrissy?

Remember that dude about 20 years ago who was a Va Tech fan, but posted all the time? He used to get the old Idiot Brigade all exercised, particularly when he posted about the Iraq War abortion. Turned out he was right and the Idiot Brigade was all wrong, but that's neither here nor there. The important thing is that prior to being banned for life, he said what I just said, and it was true, he kept people coming back and back. It's something for every hall monitor like Mark should carefully consider.

Wish I could remember that guy's handle. It started with a "V."


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Thread Level: 13

You think awfully highly of yourself. In truth, I’d hate to see you go…

Author: Domer From Hell  (18080 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:33 am on Apr 26, 2026
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or get suspended. You’re definitely entertaining in a major league dick kind of way..I kid I kid.

Chris? I have no idea where he is, but I’ll be sure to let you know once he calls me. Deal?


We're all born bald baby!
Thread Level: 14

Both of you

Author: Mark  (951 Posts - Joined: Jul 23, 2015)
Posted at 11:54 am on Apr 26, 2026
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STFU. Please.

Moderator
Thread Level: 15

Where were you last night? MAS could have used your help.

Author: Domer From Hell  (18080 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 1:24 pm on Apr 26, 2026
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We're all born bald baby!
Thread Level: 14

Wherever he is, Mark quickly follows. I have it on good authority.

Author: MAS  (22486 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:41 am on Apr 26, 2026
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MAS, I’ve been meaning to ask you this…

Author: Domer From Hell  (18080 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 3:45 am on Apr 26, 2026
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How do you think this thread is going for you? Bwahahaha!

We're all born bald baby!
Thread Level: 16

Better than you, trust me.

Author: BaronVonZemo  (62857 Posts - Joined: Nov 19, 2010)
Posted at 9:26 pm on Apr 26, 2026
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