I don’t like it one bit. Motherfuckers either need to shut the fuck up with their hand over their hearts or sing the national anthem. Booing is disrespectful to the country. Boo that douche afterwards.

According to one survey this past week, 55% of them would prefer to live in a different country. I really wish someone in power would listen to my proposal that we offer a sizable stipend to any American who wants to leave, contingent upon renouncing citizenship. The one stumbling block will be the very real question of whether the beloved, uber-white countries they praise (Canada, Scandinavian countries, Ukraine) will accept them. We'll need to hide any and all photos and videos of our libs interested in this offer.