Biden staffers, and Merricak Garland, have selected their own Harry Potter "patronuses."
This is for the last holdouts who refuse to connect the dots between "men" like these and things like abandoning countrymen and blaming others or fixating on things like equity, diversity, and inclusion. It's not an indirect, but rather a very direct line. Scroll down the link and take a gander at the deputy press secretary. What do you think the testosterone level is on that fella?
"Some people in the Biden administration are huge Harry Potter fans.
We’ve previously noted that Attorney General MERRICK GARLAND is a Potter-obsessive. But a group of staffers on the White House press team have taken it to a new level: taking an online test to determine the form of their patronus (it’s like their magic spirit animal; if you want to know more read here).
Assistant press secretary EMILIE SIMONS took it upon herself to post pictures of the press team’s patronuses in a collage above her desk in the West Wing. Some of the results:
Rapid response director Mike Gwin is a bald eagle.
Deputy press secretary Andrew Bates is a black stallion.
Assistant press secretary VEDANT PATEL is an orca whale.
Press assistant NATALIE AUSTIN is a Siberian husky.
Deputy press secretary CHRIS MEAGHER is technically a bear but Simons changed it to be a picture of a teddy bear dressed as a wizard — wand and all.
Want to know Jen Psaki’s patronus? You’re going to have to read this newsletter again tomorrow. It’s a special two-part Oppo Book.
Link: https://www.politico.com/newsletters/west-wing-playbook/2021/09/07/biden-anxiety-levels-494228
Replies to: Biden staffers, and Merricak Garland, have selected their own Harry Potter "patronuses."
“Patroni”?…..naw, sounds like a fatherly noodle.
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What do they call "tornadoes" at Hogwarts? Maybe that's caused the confusion.
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Our President has eliminated T********, who am I to complain?
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Biden's staff was confused that the withdrawal failed - they kept casting "Accio" to no avail.
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Not occult...
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KaChow!
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Totally normal, professionals back in charge...
Too lazy to add the exclamations.
They certainly seem more Slytherin types than Gryffindors...
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Safe to speculate on others?
Kamala's patronus is a hyena.
Defsec Austin is a possum.
Jake Sullivan is a Corgi.
Blinken is a three-toed Sloth.
Joe B is Dori the fish from Nemo.
Lol..melikes the possum and Dori
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Hmm, wonder what your patronus would be? Perhaps a wombat? A manly one of course. Lots of wombat
testosterone.
Or possibly Bucky the Badger?