provided someone else serve as a proxy when campaign stops are more than 200 miles from home and for any media appearances earlier than 10 AM or if he just doesn't feel like getting up. Also, a full-time campaign staff person whose job it is to try and get him outraged about all the things he doesn't care about prior to any stump speeches and debates. Also, he wants exclusive rights to any 90s alternative music he decides on whims to play at any campaign stops where he is or is not present, in addition to the rights to play any Pretenders song, Chrissie Hynde and her notorious bitchiness be damned. Finally, he wants only red M & M's in the bowl on his "Lehigh: Meh, Why Not" campaign bus and at all hotels along the way, in addition to every green room in which he finds himself over the next year and a half.
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This crap will not get in the way of football.
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...prison terms for everyone involved in the reboot of Point Break.
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I can picture it now: Trump has just gotten done bragging about jobs numbers or destroying ISIS in one of the debates and we simultaneously hear Lehigh snoring across the stage. One of those "snort snores," where sometimes the person wakes up, other times they continue sleeping. You know what I mean. Then everyone, including, including Trump, waits to see if it's one where Lehigh wakes up. But he doesn't and starts regular snoring again.
This is taking shape. Chris can be his policy wonk. I can be the Trump stand-in for the debate prep where I just yell at him across the stage. Plus, I can drive the bus and yell at other drivers. You can be his personal physician, which will get you the inside track to Surgeon General. Frank can handle any secret negotiations with Putin and the Russians. Cheeks can be his one connection to people making less than six figures in flyover country if J.D. Vance doesn't agree to climb aboard the bus. DFH can head up the security detail and Hank can be his human shield.
Things are really coming together. My one concern is how we will get him on a skateboard?
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Gaahhh! I like Lehigh too much to make this joke. Damn you for your likability Lehigh!Damn you!
And a highly evolved sense of apathy.
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Why are Dem women so hot? There’s just something about a pantsuit, I guess.
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Did I spell that correctly?