This story reminds me of a story from my wife's family. One time, my father-in-law planned a daylong canoe trip down the Wisconsin River for my brother-in-law, who was 12 at the time, and his friend. My father-in-law enticed Dan and his friend by telling them when they got past the city of Portage, there's a nude beach they would go right past. This was absolutely true, so Dan and his buddy got really excited and were ready to go. It's safe to assume they had visions of nothing less than voluptuous swimsuit models in their minds. Talk in the canoe went back to the impending visit to the nude beach as they proceeded down the river. Finally, after a few hours, they were within sight of the area. As they approached, a man of bigger-than-average girth sat on a large rock a ways out in the river with nothing on. There were other men, all nude, on the beach. As they floated closer to the man on the rock, Dan, whose face was turning beet red, told my father-in-law in a hushed tone, "Dad, don't say anything, please don't say anything." As they got within a close distance of the nude man on the rock, whose manhood was dipping into the river, my father-in-law asked the man, "Getting any nibbles?"
Link: http://www.startribune.com/minnesota-man-arrested-for-fishing-naked/512222032/
It's not voluptuous swimsuit models... or so I am informed.
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