Dude who pled guilty in college admittance scandal just got 6 months.
Link: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/judge-calls-usc-dad-a-thief-gives-longest-prison-sentence-in-admissions-scandal/ar-BBWInsN?ocid=spartanntp
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Inmate, "So, what are you in for?"
Dad, "Paying to scam my kids into college".
Inmate, "Yea, Harvard and Stanford and Princeton are no joke".
Dad, "Yea, and SC - but we got caught".
Inmate, "SC? South Carolina!!!!"
Dad, "No, SC....USC. Southern Cal. The Trojans"
Inmate after 1 minute of laughing, "Oh man. Oh man. well, I've got some more bad news for you."
Dad, "What is it?"
Inmate,"You're going to be my Trojan now. Bend over."
Cut scene. Special thanks to the USC School of Film and Acting for the fine scripting provided here.