The one point I wish the article had mentioned, to add context, is the health benefits of regular marijuana use, which is settled McScience.
Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/this-hip-portland-coffee-shop-will-only-hire-you-if-you-fail-a-drug-test
....severely burn themselves on the espresso machine?
Can be rough when the woke actually get a wake-up call...
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