I have a haircut scheduled for Saturday morning, restaurants open statewide on Friday AND my wife found Charmin Ultra Soft at Walmart. This is fucking amazing!
I played 18 this morning. My HC is gonna take a hit.
I had an eagle today. The first since my hole-in-one in 2015.
Drove the green on a par four and drained the 6 footer.
Yeah, otherwise put three out of bounds, and one in the water, on the other eight holes. But that's neither here nor there. For one hole my cock was a foot and a half long.
Felt like you were getting away with something didn't it?
Yeah...kinda weird. The courses are open here but for sure....the holes next to public streets people were slowing down and checking us out...one car stopped and 2 people were taking pics. I waved at them.
One person to a cart, no pulling the pin....
What's the big fucking deal?
But the courses aren't officially open yet. There is supposed to be an announcement tomorrow that they can open immediately. We've got tee times every day from Thursday through Monday just in case.
As for your mullet comment in another post. I'm sporting a glorious mullet in the back and my bangs out front go right down to the tip of my nose. Haven't had a haircut in 2020 and don't plan on getting one. I'm getting dangerously close to man-bun potential.
I suppose the mounted police are busy enforcing social distancing and such.
We back onto the course, we don't have a fence and we're in the middle of nowhere. I'd argue that the property lines are ill-defined if anyone ever bothered to ask me what I'm doing out there.
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No manbun....dont do it.
I don't own Birkenstocks so I'm not allowed to have a man-bun. It's written somewhere. Might be in the Constitution.
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Told me today that I needed to work towards a mullet. That’s not happening.
got the mullet and it's going before teeing off. gonna be a banner day!
ok, a birdie or two would complete the pic.
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