Slam on the breaks and then run the fucker over.
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Funny thing is... racism deosn't make the list at all.
Link: https://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/meetthepressblog/economic-issues-dominate-top-issue-voters-new-poll-shows-rcna36715
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Black mamba released in a house. Added bonus of a still somewhat cute Susan George, a half-sober Oliver Reed, and the always creepy Klaus Kinski.
Small Catholic grade school, K-5, 12-15 kids per class.
So I'm thinking, what did I do now as I walked to the principals office. I get there and the principal, nun, is like there is a very large snake in the cafeteria and it's almost lunch time for the kindergarteners, can you help us remove it.
So, it was a bull snake, I grabbed it by the tail and took it outside to the adjacent prairie and let it go. I was like a junior crocodile hunter in my youth. Prior to that, I was asked to stop bringing critters into the classroom as the teachers didn't like large snakes and snapping turtles and such.
But I want nothing to do with a black mamba. And the morons who keep them as pets, smh.
Most people have no idea how big those things can get nor how long they can live. One time my best friend's dad and uncle kept a big snapper that tied into their lure. It took several swings of the axe on its neck to separate it from the body. They made turtle soup.
Bull snakes and pine snakes (fox snakes) top my list in the Upper Midwest. There are timber rattlers up here, but you never see them. Pine snakes can get up to six feet. Not common, but they are out there.