The Official UHND 2010-11 Poster Star Rankings...
If you're not on the list, that means you've fallen between the cracks or you don't suck bad enough to catch my attention. My rankings system is based on entertainment value, insight or a combination of both. Under my system, every poster has at least one star, no matter how bad they suck. So if you're not listed, at least you have one star. Board mods are ineligible, except for LanceHarbor and Mac, because I wanted to include them.
So without further delay, drumroll please...
Five Star Posters:
TheIrishHammer
TaketheTrainKnute
NDFaninNJ
Four Star:
GupND
BigSean (posthumous)
KCIrish
Jakers
Conorlarkin
Hank Scorpio
Jorts
Domer From Hell
The Woj
JSR
TontoGoldstein
GOAT (posthumous)
Fredyo
Oinker
McSweeney (good year for hyperbole)
SonicZack (Newcomer of the Year)
Inigo Montoya
Grannie95
Three Star:
ShowMeIrish
Iggle
Jabi
Jabbadoody5
Franksboy
McIrish
ChicagoIrish
FLIrishK9
Chris94
NDregg
Buddy Lee
Tenacious P
Rooney
Frank L
Killshot
Rbenson
LeHighND
Hibakusha
ND_in_ATL
MAS
IanY77
Hank Scorpio
AlbanyIrish
Charlie Jrs Headset
Richard Cranium
ndalberta
Slacker
foreverirish (solo)
UND67
J-Ro
IrishfaninTX
JarHead4ND
ndthruandthru
golfkrzy
raghib1988
JimBasil
NDNeil
WestCoastIrishFan
Two Star:
Don Draper (posthumous)
IrishBoyd
TomHynes
Domer81
Hank the Tank
SeascapePro23
whatsamatau
PBHangingChad
ucandoit
twostep
One Star Posters:
WoodStockIrish
Big Slick
EWALD
Catfish (Racist of the Year)
EastCoastKid
Clemente21
MarkHarman
BlessedMother
nd112093
fratzner (because he's a Husker fan)
EastonPAndFan
LanceHarbor
ALL OF DANB's handles (too many to mention here)
Notes: Jabbadoody5 demoted 2 stars due to being a huge pussy this year;
Jabi demoted one star for his love of Nickelback (probably shoulda been 2 stars)
ShowMe promoted to four stars by a pubic hair;
UND67, golfkrzy, raghib1988, JimBasil, all promoted one star (for resiliency)
Replies to: The Official UHND 2010-11 Poster Star Rankings...
I didn't even make the list?
Sure, I haven't been able to post as much, but I don't even get on? Man, that stings.
F*ck Clements Dumb ^ss rankings , it matters as much as the Grantland Rice Trophy
BW = 4*s B!tches !
So after we go 11-1, as I predicted...
I expect at least a 3-star rating for next year.
I've got to start taking more time off work
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2 f'n stars?! Purgatory! So I've either got to become incredibly witty or downright belligerent.
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This ranking has Tyrone-Willingham-recruiting-laziness written all over it.
Primarily because you left me off.
I think he left you off last year as well
And seeing as how he basically just copied and pasted from that list, I can see how it happened again.
But you are 3* in my book
I edited last year's list, bitch.
I had last year's list -- and the new one. Halfway through the editing process I mixed the lists up and that's when things got out of whack.
So fuck off.
I was not criticizing...I appreciate the effort
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No worries
Oh, and ignore Regg -- I was going to rank by tiers within the individual star categories -- you were a 1st tier 3 star -- Regg was 2nd tier.
As long as Cranium aint on the second tier, I could live with that..
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He'd be solid 1st tier
which is above 2nd tier.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a bit shocked. This is what I get for looking up to dookie as my hero.
You've let your bias be known. And I accept your scorn.
I'm gonna be the best 3 star 2nd tier poster you've ever seen.
SLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP! Perfect. Leave the pubic hair in your mouth, lest you be dropped a star.
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You were on the first draft
I had technical difficulties and a few posters were omitted.
Fair enough.
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Put me on the list BIATCH
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You read good
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Good question!
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Good answer
The truth is that according to clements there are 3 winners on this board and a whole lot of losers.
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You lump me in with EWALD, Catfish and DanB? You're a half-retarded, homo-bike-riding monkey.
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On the bright side: You're one of the best 1-star posters on the board.
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Although, your snub of me aside, that was some fine work.
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Well, when you put it that way. Wait. No, you're still a homo.
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Only a few disagreements,
Jakers is always and forever a 5 star. Quality over quantity, especially on this board.
No way Big Slick is a one star. He's Valhamman so be default he's at minimum a 3.
ndthrunthru minimum 4 star. He has the best timing on this board.
K9, raghib1988(aka the assassin), Basil, solo, the mexican, LanceHarbor, and jabi are under ranked.
Where are you? Give yourself a 4.
Big Slick was overlooked.
But his whining prompted a backlash.
No doubt Jakers is a five when he posts, but his frequency fell off a tad.
A valid case can be made for NDthrunthru.
Harbor will always be a one-star. That's just the way it is.
Nice work though.
This is one of those thankless tasks. Always some whiners, right regg?
You misspelled "winners". And to answer your question, yes. Even though we go unrecognized.
I feel like Clark Kent.
You misspelled "wieners"
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Regg may kill himself
Clements is a true American
Pray for me. Make my eulogy a heartfelt one.
Tell my story to the young posters who'll never have my posts ejaculated on their screens.
Stop your bitching, you are a MexiCAN not a MexiCANT
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MexiCOULD'VE?
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^^^ Yeah, what he said. ^^^
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Ahem.
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WTF u talking about?
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yeah yeah yeah, I see what you did there.
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Holy Christ, I'm sorry.
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Incorrect.
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Damm it Clem, I covered your Grannie affair as long as I could
and I get no love.
Being rated less than Big Sean indicates prejudice...
...so there.
Take it to the Lincoln Memorial
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I feel like the gay fat kid in gym class that eats ding dongs while all the other kids play kickball
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This cannot go unamended.
Amended.
Thank you, and I am so happy you remembered Don Draper
he was the absolute worst.
I would like to apologize on behalf of clem for neglecting to include you.
He's half retarded.
I'll let you figure out what the other half is.
Your best work. Ever.
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It is not even debatable
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It's debatable 15% of the time.
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Is it any coincidence that your rankings and the Herbies came out on the same day?
I guess this is how Michael Floyd and Julio Jones must be feeling like right now.
You misspelled "herpes"
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I prefer to post quality rather than quantity
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Swing and a miss on both.
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I would like to apologize on behalf of clem for neglecting to include you.
He's half retarded.
I'll let you figure out what the other half is.
He was a 3-star in the first draft
again -- there were some technical difficulties.
A 3 star? That's what I am!
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As long as your star is red, green, and white, who cares? Nice job, buddy.
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BTW -- you were a victim
of the technological glitch as well -- (3-star).
haha, how mediocre of me.
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I'm gonna take this as a shot at me.
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Hell yes. Upper "V" all day long.
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He was runner-up Newcomer of the Year.
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I guess I'll have to settle for runner-up . . .
I've been married for seven years and dont have any pictures of any ex-girlfriends to post.
Now I've got a goal to work on for next year
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Who asked you, fucknut.
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And you won't even amend to give me a ranking. Whether I'm a sensitive pussy or not, that hurts man
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Alright -- amended.
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You asshole.
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No love for random stats or recruiting updates.
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You've been hosed...
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Robots are not eligible
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Nice copy of my idea that was done here 3-5 years ago...
Jakers and I did it for 2 years. It blew this crap away.
You lose 3 stars for lack of originality.
Yes, I went back 5 years and copied your idea
Odd you didn't bring this up last year.
Bitter.
Funny you havent been around long enough to know...
Its so bad I didnt need to coment.Feel free to ask Jakers (another original UHND member like myself)
That being said, Im all for poster rankings. Lance, Fronk, and Kye used to always delete my ratings because we slammed posters.Some of Jakers best work was done with these ratings.
You might want to add so one liners or quotes that are pathtic next to each poster like (a great one from the past) "John Elway has nothing on Brady Quinn" comes to mind.
Quotes are best.
Also where do you get I like Nickleback?
Why the anger? I thought you SoCal guys were supposed to be happy and relaxed.
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Thats anger? Dude you're kinda strange...
but then again, thats what I would expect from someone from New Jersey.You jealousy is rather becoming.
Thats jealousy? Dude you're kinda strange...
If anyone's jealous, it's the guy trying to steal Clem's thunder by bragging about how he used to rank posters a long time ago.
I guess it's not just "officially" that you don't know the definition of.
You attended a Nickelback concert.
Are we really having this discussion?
Yes and why did I go?
You should know if you are going to claim it.I explained it over and over in the posts(although its probably something you're not interested in)
To not get laid?
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Ah someone reads the posts...
Thanks Show me.
Hey, I did not read the post, but I blame Canada for nickleback
not you.
Hey now. It's not like you Yanks aren't filling up their shows and buying their CDs by the boatload.
They can't all be dudes trying to get some.
There is only 1 reason a guy would go to Nickelback...
because some chick wants to go and the guy wants to banger her.
To finally come out of the closet?
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YO!!! WTF?
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were you the one that BigSean called out and wanted to fight at an ND game?
If so, yeah -- you shoulda been in there.
Yes, I was the first to be called out "by name" in one of his videos.
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I thought he wanted to fight me?
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everyone and their brother is complaining now. did you send in your tape to the recruiting services?
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No B-DuBB !!
I guess I need to work harder and step it up. No need to cry about it, I'll make the roster next year !
You were in the first draft
before the confusion set in.
I tried.
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Not to fret dude, heard you are a demi god on Facebook.
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My Status here is all that concerns me, I wish to be among the elite !!!
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NR? WTF?
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Don't fret. These rankings and a 1.98 + sales tax will get you a regular.....
...cup of java at at Starbucks.
yeah, you were in there
you were a victim of the software snafu.
(4 stars, BTW)
How bout the inbred artist we call TNIRISH?
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Just like the media elite, you are out of touch with the true America, in this case the board!
Like the rest of you self congratulatory sissy's you are in for a big surprise!
Damnit Clem! This is the second ranking in a row where I've been omitted.
I know that my posts are infrequent treats, but where's the love man?
It happens every year
You need to get banned for posting porn on here so I can remember you.
Would a video of him backdooring Irishlass suffice?
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That's in the works, BTW.
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She's going to come running back to me when you don't satisfy her.
And then when I do the same, she'll run back to Hammer.
regg got robbed.
I would kick you ass in sports.
Hispanaphobic omission...
Regg is a two star all day long.
I appreciated your write in vote 9 months late on the LAX.
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It was a manifest injustice to ignore your body of work over there.
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Clem does not believe in affirmitve action. I laud him for that.
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I knew you'd be bitter.
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If I were bitter, I would have stated that I would DOMINATE you in sports and in good looks
but I know you already have a poor enough self-esteem, so I omitted some facts.
I knew this was coming.
Serious, though, you can't suck for a year and not think there wouldn't be a drop-off.
I understand you suck at math and counting. I've updated my sig accordingly, no need to amend your
list.
Regg, sorry for the confusion - you have "tres" "starr-o's"
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Hey, how you like to represent me in my libel case against clem?
I figure if we win, I will have to be given my proper 6 Star ranking, and he'll hate you for it, so he'll move you down a star. Win-win!
Done and done
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Some of us get better, some of us stay the same
I blame your Mexican work ethic for your stagnation
I'm on the same level as you. Imagine if I tried.
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You suck at reading
"ShowMe promoted to four stars by a pubic hair;"
Your right. We arent on the same level. Look at my sig.
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Did the same apostrophe rape you that got ShowMe?
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I must have caught something from Mrs. ShowMe.
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Again, don't you people do anything legally?
Just because you self promote it does not make it true
clem is like Coach Kelly and is just trying to motivate me.
There is no way SonicZach or bsp is better than I am.
That actually goes for anyone listed above me.
SonicZack admits to working at Chik-fil-A
He was close to 5-star.
KC being above me... that's just a joke right?
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I find KC witty.
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That's a shot to the ol' ego and gut, ya chubby chaser.
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"Tres" "starr-o's" is less than "Quatro" "starr-o's"
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That is a lot of weight to support from below
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Dick
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I think he is a 5-star.
The kid posts pictures of both himself and his ugly ex-girlfriend, then keeps us updated on his job at Chik.
Hammer periodically posts "McSweeny is gay," gets banned, and then repeats.
...or anyone listed below them
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No Grannie95?
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amended
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woo hoo! One Star! - I am the Nate Montana of UHND.com..er John Ryan
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Grannie did not even get an honorable mention?
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I had her on there
must have got deleted somewhere -- she's a 4-star.
Sweet, I will get a feature on me when I go in the draft's first round.
Hammer will be a bust.
What a suck-up you are clem!!!!! Iam now challenged to make the list!
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You FieldTurf post cost you.
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Where's Big Sean?
Here he is!
Oh shit -- amended.
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