It's an honest question and I mean no disrespect if you are. Your continued re-use of the "vagina hat" line reminds me of how a child gets a few chuckles or guffaws at an off color word and then continues to repeat it over and over and over again, hoping to get the same response as the original reaction, not realizing that everyone else is tired of continually acknowledging the same line. Children haven't yet developed the skill to recognize their line is old, but adults figure it out pretty quick.
Again, no judgement here young fella, but maybe it's time to find some new material.