Your Pirates are frisky, and it makes me nervous.

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Your Pirates are frisky, and it makes me nervous.

Author: jakers (13911 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 9:37 am on Jul 3, 2025

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I can't figure out my Cardinals. One minute sweeping series and splitting with the division leader, and the next we can't score a run on Pittsburgh. It's a weird division this year.

Replies to: "Your Pirates are frisky, and it makes me nervous."

Proposed New Baron Rules as condensed by AI. - iairishcheeks - 12:52pm 7/2/25 (65) [View All]
- ChatBVZ? [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 4:47pm 7/2/25
  - "Want..to..play..a..game?" [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 7:52pm 7/2/25
    - Greetings Professor Falken. [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 2:40pm 7/3/25
  - We can train an LLM on this forum, we could even have it post for us. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 6:52pm 7/2/25
- * [NT] - Hensou - 3:09pm 7/2/25
- AI edit of BVZ is horse shit. [NT] - Hensou - 3:07pm 7/2/25
  - I agree. It lacks the human element of laughing about it like “Totally Differentism” - BaronVonZemo - 4:13pm 7/2/25
    - It’s like CliffsNotes for Shakespeare. [NT] - Hensou - 7:05pm 7/2/25
      - Bless your heart. [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 7:30pm 7/2/25
        Shakespeare was a wordy sum bitch too. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 7:31pm 7/2/25
        Not really. Just a brilliant wordsmith. [NT] - Hensou - 7:41pm 7/2/25
        Your Pirates are frisky, and it makes me nervous. - jakers - 9:37am 7/3/25
        We are going all the way. - Hensou - 3:22pm 7/3/25
        As a Tigers fan, I think not. [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 8:36am 7/4/25
        
        It’s a weird league…my Mets are possing me off [NT] - WoodstockIrish - 10:31am 7/3/25
        Re: It’s a weird league…my Mets are possing me off [NT] - WoodstockIrish - 10:31am 7/3/25
        Hate to see you possed off [NT] - Domer From Hell - 1:25pm 7/3/25
        
        "Brevity is the soul of wit", eh? [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 7:38pm 7/2/25
- That mofo AI gonna put Baron out of a job [NT] - LanceManion - 3:03pm 7/2/25
- AI just took a massive leap forward in learning with the processing of this information. [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 1:12pm 7/2/25
  - Seven is a good number, don't you think? [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:15pm 7/2/25
    - I've been gathering observations like Jane Goodall (liberals are my chimps providing the behavior, & - BaronVonZemo - 1:20pm 7/2/25
      - Remember, the Bonobos are equidistant cousins. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:49pm 7/2/25
- Absolutely hilarious that you imbeciles are still posting this nonsense [NT] [LINK] - Death - 1:06pm 7/2/25
  - "Imbeciles", "cult" [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 1:22pm 7/2/25
  - Fish on! Ned grab the gaff! [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:07pm 7/2/25
    - You love to put your stupidity on display [NT] - Death - 1:11pm 7/2/25
      - "You're stupid" [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 1:22pm 7/2/25
        Death to America is trying to prove all of the rules at once. - iairishcheeks - 1:35pm 7/2/25
        More like Death to MAGA - Death - 1:39pm 7/2/25
        Don't forget to bring a lighter, psycho. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:41pm 7/2/25
        Everyone is psycho but the cult, right? [NT] - Death - 1:50pm 7/2/25
        Not everyone, but definitely you. [NT] - Protagonist - 7:54pm 7/2/25
        
        Not great, but I'm giving you credit for rule #6. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:53pm 7/2/25
        It’s no wonder the cult loves people like you [NT] - Death - 2:09pm 7/2/25
        That's a better #6, appreciate the rephrasing. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 2:31pm 7/2/25
        Your dedication to nonsense is something to behold [NT] - Death - 3:35pm 7/2/25
        Have you noticed you're the only dipshit trying to prove my satirical post to be true? [NT] - iairishcheeks - 3:37pm 7/2/25
        Death Be Not Proud. [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 5:13pm 7/2/25
        Lol! That he is clearly not. [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 12:17am 7/3/25
        
        I noticed only the dipshits responded to my comment - Death - 4:36pm 7/2/25
        You nailed #2 (beat it to death) and #5, I'm granting a passing grade on #6. - iairishcheeks - 6:07pm 7/2/25
        So dedicated! - Death - 6:23pm 7/2/25
        #s 1, 3, 4 and 7. Get on it, Mr Dedication. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 6:28pm 7/2/25
        Still swinging despite getting owned - Death - 7:00pm 7/2/25
        I'm giving you #1 on that one, good job, keep up the good work. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 7:03pm 7/2/25
        
        You joined the dumbest cult in America - Death - 1:29pm 7/2/25
      - Insert random ad hominem stupidity - iairishcheeks - 1:13pm 7/2/25
        I thought you liked the truth? - Death - 1:15pm 7/2/25
        "Moron" [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 1:22pm 7/2/25
        
        I'll take that as an unjustifiably arrogant "No". [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:17pm 7/2/25
        So no then, you don’t like the truth? - Death - 1:21pm 7/2/25
        #Rule5 [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:24pm 7/2/25
        
        "cult", 'Weakest minded", "cult, "You're just mad", "dumbass". [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 1:24pm 7/2/25
        When you distill Death's posts down, you can more readily see what he really offers. - BaronVonZemo - 1:25pm 7/2/25
        "Artificial-Dumbfuck-GPT" seems to generate his posts. [NT] - NedoftheHill - 2:21pm 7/2/25
        
        That’s rich coming from you idiots [NT] - Death - 1:30pm 7/2/25
        Rule #2, repetition of failure clause [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:37pm 7/2/25
        Denial is a tactic of cult members - Death - 1:43pm 7/2/25
        You already did rule #2. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:47pm 7/2/25
        I’ll give you this, even after constant failure you still persist - Death - 1:52pm 7/2/25
        You're so stuck on rule #2. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:54pm 7/2/25
- Not bad. [NT] - NedoftheHill - 1:06pm 7/2/25
  - #2 is pretty good too. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:08pm 7/2/25
- New Rule #5 is my personal favorite: "5. Truth as a Tool, Not a Principle" [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:03pm 7/2/25