- John Brennan?
- Father Jenkins?
- Jack Swarbrick?
- Brian Kelly?
- Everyone Kelly hired with Longo first in line?
- Whoever decided players should not walk to the stadium with jacket and tie from the Basilica?
- Whoever decided FB players needed a special place to hang out and play video games?
- Whoever decided players should run through stands before the game?
- Whoever decided sauntering out of the tunnel through smoke was a good idea?
- Whoever decided burying ND Stadium inside a bunch of brick shithouses at M$400 was a great idea?
- Whoever decided plastic and rubber in place of grass would deliver a National Championship?
- Whoever thought piped in screeching "music" would be swell?
- All of the above?