This is another algorithm I've worked out. See if it makes sense.
/A photo surfaces with you in blackface/
10 Are you a Democrat? If yes, then goto 50
20 Are you a Republican? If Yes, goto 40, If no, then goto 30.
30 Yes you are. Stop lying.
40 You are a racist. /end
50 Are you sure it's you? If no, then goto 70.
60 Goto 50.
70 We didn't think so either. Not a racist. /end
10 Are you a Democrat? If yes, then goto 50
20 Are you a Republican? If Yes, goto 40, If no, then goto 30.
30 Yes you are. Stop lying.
40 You are a racist. /end
50 Are you sure it's you? If no, then goto 70.
60 Goto 50.
70 We didn't think so either. Not a racist. /end
Are you kind?