The climate sucks, the concentration of old people who are curiously eager to live in 95 degree heat and 100% humidity sucks; the state government sucks; the corrupt college sports teams suck; the pro sports teams suck; the major cities suck; the landscape sucks, save for the Everglades, which you're ruining anyways; the alligators and pythons suck; paying for your hurricane damage sucks; the pedophile-enabling entertainment industry dynasties based there suck; the pedophile-child murderers who invariably flee to your state for refuge suck; and, finally, Florida sucks because of the plethora of tourists who flock there in search of two or three of the things mentioned above.
Again, don't take any of this the wrong way.