Despite zero income, I am actually enjoying the sabbatical from life’s grind.

No alarm clock. Wake up whenever.

Separate bedrooms means uninterrupted porn access on iPad.

First time in 25 years I am “caught up” at office.

May not have to work a weekend.

Walks with family does not suck.

No pressure watching Chelsea football — the best kind of football.

Social distancing is a nice cover to avoid people.

Perspective is helpful.

Have not had more than a 10 day break from pushing the plow in 30 years.

Health and morale is all that matters.