I see crazy's dialed up to 11 today.

First, I don't hate Trump. I mock him. There's a difference.

Second, you think a President should be credited for not starting a military war? Okay, thanks Trump for not starting a military war. Also, while I'm at it, thanks for the following:

- Not barebacking Stormy Daniels on the White House lawn last Christmas Day.
- Not wearing a "Keep Calm and Abortion on" T-shirt to your inauguration.
- Not defecating in John McCain's casket.
- Not sending your Space Force on a mission to colonize the Sun.

Thanks.