And, FWIW, I think they will, broadly speaking. Today is day 4 of both kids being in camp/daycare and it is a complete game changer at home. My son's camp is at his school so perhaps this can be considered a dry run.
That said, the original post's facts have little to do with whether they open. The concern isn't that a bunch of kids will die. But it fits the annoying trend on both sides of the aisle in the past couple of months. I'm glad I'm so busy at work.