I'm 79 and in great shape and I find the notion of intimacy with a 35 YO creepy!

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I'm 79 and in great shape and I find the notion of intimacy with a 35 YO creepy!

Author: Curly1918 (18305 Posts - Joined: Aug 30, 2017)

Posted at 4:02 pm on Aug 26, 2026

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My god, my daughter is much older than that.

Replies to: “I'm 79 and in great shape and I find the notion of intimacy with a 35 YO creepy!”

Imagine being 80 and being able to pull a 35 YO - not too shabby Trump. [NT] [LINK] - LanceManion - 9:07pm 8/25/26 (25) [View All]
- I'm 79 and in great shape and I find the notion of intimacy with a 35 YO creepy! - Curly1918 - 4:02pm 8/26/26
  - If my daughter knew I was with a woman her age she’d gut punch me then flying elbow off the T Buckle [NT] - Frankx - 6:26pm 8/26/26
  - You got me by 15 years … it’s gross. I got a couple bro’s that are with… young women? Yuk [NT] - Frankx - 5:56pm 8/26/26
  - Surely everyone knows the "half your age plus 7 rule". Throw 'em back if under 47 Curly... [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 4:13pm 8/26/26
    - That sounds like a COVID Guideline made w the same level of science. :) [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 7:02pm 8/26/26
      - There is no rule more firmly grounded in science. However, do not press me on it... - TakethetrainKnute - 7:24pm 8/26/26
    - I'm not wealthy and so not attractive to much younger gold-digging whores. [NT] [LINK] - Curly1918 - 4:38pm 8/26/26
      - Very smart of you to insulate yourself from that by not being wealthy... [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 4:55pm 8/26/26
        
        Damn straight [NT] [LINK] - Curly1918 - 6:13pm 8/26/26
  - Pacino is lucky he only has 33 years between his oldest and youngest children. It could be 60! [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 4:09pm 8/26/26
  - Didn’t you once say: if there’s grass on the infield, then play ball? [NT] - LanceManion - 4:05pm 8/26/26
- She heard he was a fungi ! [NT] - jimbasil - 2:44am 8/26/26
- Anthony Quinn fathered a child at age 80. His partner was 32 or 33 at the time. - TakethetrainKnute - 11:48pm 8/25/26
  - Commitment to his art [NT] - LanceManion - 11:47am 8/26/26
  - Didn't Pacino have one recently too? [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:30am 8/26/26
    - Yep..83 with 29 year old girlfriend. (And DeNiro at 79 as well.) - TakethetrainKnute - 3:22am 8/26/26
- I regularly attract the attention of 25 year-old chicks. [NT] - MAS - 10:17pm 8/25/26
  - Do you drop your wallet stuffed with hundreds & a Magnum in front of them [NT] - LanceManion - 11:48am 8/26/26
    - "Who's that old guy waving his junk at us?" [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 1:03pm 8/26/26
  - I do too, because the "men" their age play video games in their mom's basements. - iairishcheeks - 10:48pm 8/25/26
    - The Howard Stern strategy - target the ones with daddy issues for banging [NT] - LanceManion - 11:49am 8/26/26
- And they say money can't buy happiness... [NT] - iairishcheeks - 10:00pm 8/25/26
  - ...and there is always a nearby trailer park. [NT] - NedoftheHill - 1:21am 8/26/26
    - Eggggggxactly. [NT] - iairishcheeks - 1:30am 8/26/26
  - "Money can't buy happiness...but it can put you right on the doorstep." [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 11:49pm 8/25/26

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