OMG...if you ever get sued, Stark...DO NOT act as your own attorney...seriously.

in this case, you're saying to the board.."Fellas, this singular event...somewhere in America...was not reported on any news channel...therefore it COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED...I rest my case."

btw, you did make up the "ER" part...right?...so don't continue to tarnish your credibility any further..

I think we're done here on this score...at least I am.