Hanes gets poor reviews from people similar to you.

Wear whatever suits your personality. Or follow your wife's command.

I might have thought a guy like you, making over $100K, had heard of Hamilton and Hare. Expensive, but well worth it for those who do not crap their pants frequently.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Hanes-Briefs-Comfort-Stretchable-Waistband/product-reviews/B00LHMMQ5M/ref=cm_cr_unknown?reviewerType=all_reviews&filterByStar=two_star&pageNumber=1