Lance Harbor is, in fact, the Wayback Machine. His identity has been concealed for more than...

20 years so he could snoop the Internet surreptitiously, sneaky-spy-style, to finally issue grand declarations about the World Wide Web like this one. The decades of research have also revealed who, in fact, is the hottest woman ever to appear on the Internet, and also, who is the douchiest douche ever on the Internet. Some of us have been waiting for this day for years and years.