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He'll easily make a miraculous recovery

Author: ndunabomber (6484 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 1:00 pm on Dec 3, 2020
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Since I do scientific research on diseases, I can provide a very accurate diagnosis of his situation.

Urban Meyer suffers from various ailments, such as thuggery, academic dishonesty, and rampant criminal activity among his mercenaries, er, players. Normally, these ailments don't bother him one bit, unless an extenuating factor is introduced in the way of disciplinary scrutiny.

Once scrutiny has been introduced into his system, the ailments begin to overwhelm him. This can be temporarily alleviated by his producing exceptionally good seasons, and national championships can help postpone the increasing of the disciplinary scrutiny. Eventually, though, the scrutiny cannot be held back, and he simply disappears from the coaching scene, which results in his getting a clean slate.

Given the amount of time that has progressed since his last abandonment of the coaching scene, I'm pretty sure he's gotten a reset of his health, and will feel fine until the next wave of scrutiny hits him.


Replies to: "He'll easily make a miraculous recovery"

  • Urban Meyer to Texas? - Curly1918 - 11:18am 12/3/20 (11) [View All]
    • Plus a bevy of hot coeds - fedman - 2:20pm 12/3/20
    • I am more concerned about Clark Lea. - ELP - 1:05pm 12/3/20
      • How do you know he's not getting paid at that level now [NT] - Irish_Demon - 2:05pm 12/3/20
        • Re: How do you know he's not getting paid at that level now - ELP - 4:22pm 12/3/20
    • Would you want to jump back to coaching during a pandemic? Me thinks not! - FoolBear - 1:04pm 12/3/20
    • ....or South Bend [NT] - NEPA Irish - 12:55pm 12/3/20
    • He said he has health problems, headaches etc....doctor probably wouldn't allow [NT] - DonMiller - 12:07pm 12/3/20
      • He'll easily make a miraculous recovery - ndunabomber - 1:00pm 12/3/20
      • Since when has Urbs ever listened to a doctor over his wallet and ego? [NT] - faircatchcorby - 12:33pm 12/3/20
    • Presume he'll leave his cyst in Ohio...like he left his heart condition in Florida... [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 11:56am 12/3/20
      • ....and his heart in San Francisco. [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 12:51pm 12/3/20
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