I pulled a hammy
Felt a twinge jumping down onto the field. Mrs Tufnel put me on the IR just to be safe.
The public address announcer made several announcements for all to be safe and orderly but emphasized everyone was welcome to go on the field. I am sure the conference will give us a fine. Oh, wait....there is no conference. HA!
'I define fear as standing across from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early.' - Max Baer