I have been informed by a good friend who is an MSU grad that ND is on Upset Alert

I thanked him for the heads up and then
told him “Ah Phooey”, a phrase that
I seldom use. But when I do use it I do so
with a purpose.

I will redouble my psychic energy
and direct it fully towards the defeat
of THE Michigan State University
Spartholes. Ahem and such.