That lab that was less than a kilometer away from ground zero? Of course it didn't come from there! We reviewed their safety procedures...they're top notch! And they told us they never even had any coronavirus in there. So, how could that have happened? Ridiculous!

We do need to further investigate whether it might have come through imports of frozen food. That could have happened. Can't rule out that it started in a different country. Like Taiwan! Those evil bastards!!!

What a sad farce.