Proposed New Baron Rules as condensed by AI.
Hypocrisy and Double Standards
Originals: #1, #2, #6, #8, #15, #21
Condensed Concept: Rules and standards are applied selectively to favor liberal causes, often accusing opponents of what they themselves do, shifting definitions, and denying labels like "liberal" to maintain moral high ground.
2. Moral and Intellectual Superiority
Originals: #3, #4, #5, #16
Condensed Concept: A belief in ideological and intellectual superiority justifies manipulation, denial of mistakes, repetition of failure, and acceptance of only expert opinions that support the narrative.
3. Emotionalism Over Practicality
Originals: #7, #13, #14
Condensed Concept: Policy is driven by emotional appeal or urgency ("do something") rather than effectiveness, evidence, or long-term outcomes.
4. Identity Politics and Victimhood
Originals: #9, #11, #12, #23
Condensed Concept: Emphasis on identity, grievance, and selective science underpins arguments—prioritizing group identity over objective policy or merit.
5. Truth as a Tool, Not a Principle
Originals: #10, #15, #16
Condensed Concept: Truth is treated as flexible and subordinate to the narrative or spokesperson, not as a consistent or universal value.
6. Deflection and Responsibility Avoidance
Originals: #18, #20
Condensed Concept: Failures or harmful consequences are deflected or disowned to preserve moral image, while discomfort with innocence or responsibility is projected outward.
7. Virtue Signaling and External Validation
Originals: #17, #22
Condensed Concept: Public generosity and morality are demonstrated through others' resources, often to gain approval or appear virtuous on the global stage.
Replies to: Proposed New Baron Rules as condensed by AI.
ChatBVZ?
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"Want..to..play..a..game?"
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Greetings Professor Falken.
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We can train an LLM on this forum, we could even have it post for us.
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AI edit of BVZ is horse shit.
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I agree. It lacks the human element of laughing about it like “Totally Differentism”
It lacks the peer pressure mockery that is so good at putting liberalism into remission.
It’s like CliffsNotes for Shakespeare.
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Bless your heart.
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Shakespeare was a wordy sum bitch too.
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Not really. Just a brilliant wordsmith.
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Your Pirates are frisky, and it makes me nervous.
I can't figure out my Cardinals. One minute sweeping series and splitting with the division leader, and the next we can't score a run on Pittsburgh. It's a weird division this year.
We are going all the way.
Right over a cliff. Nutting will sell off talent for draft choices.
As a Tigers fan, I think not.
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It’s a weird league…my Mets are possing me off
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Re: It’s a weird league…my Mets are possing me off
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Hate to see you possed off
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"Brevity is the soul of wit", eh?
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That mofo AI gonna put Baron out of a job
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AI just took a massive leap forward in learning with the processing of this information.
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Seven is a good number, don't you think?
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I've been gathering observations like Jane Goodall (liberals are my chimps providing the behavior, &
UHND is my Gombe rain forest).
Once I have finished my sojourn into the wilds of primitive selfish thinking, I plan to synthesize it into an article for The Journal of Anthropology.
Remember, the Bonobos are equidistant cousins.
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Absolutely hilarious that you imbeciles are still posting this nonsense
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Link: Totally not a cult
"Imbeciles", "cult"
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Fish on! Ned grab the gaff!
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You love to put your stupidity on display
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"You're stupid"
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Death to America is trying to prove all of the rules at once.
He's going to need some help.
More like Death to MAGA
See? The truth hurts your feelings
Don't forget to bring a lighter, psycho.
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Everyone is psycho but the cult, right?
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Not everyone, but definitely you.
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Not great, but I'm giving you credit for rule #6.
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It’s no wonder the cult loves people like you
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That's a better #6, appreciate the rephrasing.
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Your dedication to nonsense is something to behold
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Have you noticed you're the only dipshit trying to prove my satirical post to be true?
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Death Be Not Proud.
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Lol! That he is clearly not.
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I noticed only the dipshits responded to my comment
Your dedication to the cult I’m sure will be well rewarded someday
You nailed #2 (beat it to death) and #5, I'm granting a passing grade on #6.
But there's still work to do.
So dedicated!
You’re not the dumbest guy here but you’d better hope they don’t die anytime soon
#s 1, 3, 4 and 7. Get on it, Mr Dedication.
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Still swinging despite getting owned
Too funny
I'm giving you #1 on that one, good job, keep up the good work.
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You joined the dumbest cult in America
Then you pretend you’re an intellectual while repeatedly getting owned by facts. Your only source of information is Fox and Newsmax. Your ideas aren’t your own and you want people here to believe you’re not a moron. Hilarious
Insert random ad hominem stupidity
Have you considered an AI Co-Pilot?
I thought you liked the truth?
Can’t face the fact that you’re a moron?
"Moron"
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I'll take that as an unjustifiably arrogant "No".
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So no then, you don’t like the truth?
Of course not, you can only believe what the cult tells you. The weakest minded cult in history. Stay mad, dumbass
#Rule5
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"cult", 'Weakest minded", "cult, "You're just mad", "dumbass".
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When you distill Death's posts down, you can more readily see what he really offers.
Nada.
"Artificial-Dumbfuck-GPT" seems to generate his posts.
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That’s rich coming from you idiots
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Rule #2, repetition of failure clause
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Denial is a tactic of cult members
They can’t handle the truth. Which is why the nitwit brigade has come out to defend their idiocy.
You already did rule #2.
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I’ll give you this, even after constant failure you still persist
Like your idol
You're so stuck on rule #2.
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Not bad.
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#2 is pretty good too.
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New Rule #5 is my personal favorite: "5. Truth as a Tool, Not a Principle"
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