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Alligator eats 100-pound dog.

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 12:25 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Chris is right: it's time for Trump to do something about these primordial chompers.

BTW, isn't Florida just glorious? PB: anything?


Link: https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/08/08/florida-woman-alligator-ate-her-dog/

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Thread Level: 2

The only beast with a 50/50 chance against the pythons?

Author: BaronVonZemo (59849 Posts - Joined: Nov 19, 2010)

Posted at 4:10 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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The skunk ape handles both of them.

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:34 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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I don’t think A Michigan fan would have much of a chance against a python. Not buying it.

Author: BaronVonZemo (59849 Posts - Joined: Nov 19, 2010)

Posted at 1:04 am on Aug 10, 2019
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Man saves his dog from 10 foot alligator

Author: jimbasil (52631 Posts - Joined: Nov 15, 2007)

Posted at 1:03 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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NOKOMIS, Fla. (WWSB) - A man didn’t hesitate to jump into a canal in Sarasota County on Friday to rescue his dog from an alligator.
An officer with Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) tells ABC7 that around 5pm the man was inside his home on the 100 block of Margaret Drive in Nokomis, his chocolate lab outside, when he heard a commotion coming from the canal behind his home.
The man rushed outside to find his dog in the canal with an alligator. Without pausing, the man jumped into the canal and pried open the gator’s jaws to rescue his dog, pulling the dog to safety.


Jack, he is a banker
and Jane, she is a clerk
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Yep, I posted that a few days ago. Don't be muscling in on my territory.

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 1:17 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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I

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They're coming for your loved ones too -

Author: jimbasil (52631 Posts - Joined: Nov 15, 2007)

Posted at 1:48 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Know your surroundings before you jump in.





Jack, he is a banker
and Jane, she is a clerk
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Do you really love them that much? I know you have some family that you wouldn’t shed a tear for.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 1:59 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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She let her dog run in and out of a pond in Florida? Gotta be aware of your surroundings...

Author: TakethetrainKnute (33491 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 12:38 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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It’s likely due to the gator having to look for food in human land because pythons are consuming all

Author: BaronVonZemo (59849 Posts - Joined: Nov 19, 2010)

Posted at 9:05 am on Aug 10, 2019
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Of its regular food sources.

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I’ve had an alligator in my pool. We live in a swamp. Florida is very strange.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 12:47 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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So true but sorry it was a dog rather it be a liberal escaping taxes from NY and NJ. Thanks for the

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 12:33 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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softball. You are a good man. Love the tourist from NY and NJ that reach for a $0.75 ball in the water and lose a hand.

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Don't take this the wrong way, but your state sucks.

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 1:15 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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The climate sucks, the concentration of old people who are curiously eager to live in 95 degree heat and 100% humidity sucks; the state government sucks; the corrupt college sports teams suck; the pro sports teams suck; the major cities suck; the landscape sucks, save for the Everglades, which you're ruining anyways; the alligators and pythons suck; paying for your hurricane damage sucks; the pedophile-enabling entertainment industry dynasties based there suck; the pedophile-child murderers who invariably flee to your state for refuge suck; and, finally, Florida sucks because of the plethora of tourists who flock there in search of two or three of the things mentioned above.

Again, don't take any of this the wrong way.


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C'mon, tell us how you really feel.

Author: golfernot (2633 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 9:53 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Well, at least they have all of those regular, salt of the earth Key West folk.

Author: BaronVonZemo (59849 Posts - Joined: Nov 19, 2010)

Posted at 4:13 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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If you have ever been to Fantasy Fest you wouldn’t say that. This board wouldn’t understand.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:16 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Heh, I am aware. Been there just before

Author: BaronVonZemo (59849 Posts - Joined: Nov 19, 2010)

Posted at 1:05 am on Aug 10, 2019
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Spot on.

Author: iairishcheeks (27115 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:11 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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But golfing there in January isn't bad either.

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Remember when you hit that golf ball in the water hazard to reach in and get it. You’ll be fine.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:13 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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That's a Class A rant. Well done.

Author: LehighND (7534 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:32 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Florida is a booger hanging from the nose of America. It's a loaf being pinched off by Georgia, America's rectum.

Are you kind?
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Oh please. What would you do without us. We decide the President and all the criminals live here.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:44 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Nice job on that President thing last time.

Author: LehighND (7534 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:23 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Are you kind?
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Yeah not overjoyed about 2000. But can’t imagine a world with Gore. Who knows right.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:29 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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You should hear me in the car. That's some grade A imagery, by the way.

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:39 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Get a room...

Author: TakethetrainKnute (33491 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:56 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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...in Orlando.

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And please, please lock the door.

Author: BaronVonZemo (59849 Posts - Joined: Nov 19, 2010)

Posted at 4:14 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Where do you live if I might ask?

Author: WoodstockIrish (14678 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 2:56 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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This will be good.

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Mississippi.

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:35 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Fortunately, I have a neighbor who's a big ND fan. Drinks to excess, though, and doesn't shy away from telling stories of crapping his pants. He actually used to post here regularly, but now you hardly see him in these parts.

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So that is rich.....someone from Mississippi crapping on another state

Author: WoodstockIrish (14678 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:15 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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I just had one of my best laughs of the week

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One doesn't have to be from a good state to recognize the crappiness of Florida.

Author: LehighND (7534 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:29 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Are you kind?
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Says the guy from Indianapolis

Author: WoodstockIrish (14678 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 5:01 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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This certainly makes for a great Friday afternoon read....

All the people from the shitty midwestern states beating their chests......get back to me in January

I have lived in Missouri, Indiana, NJ, California and Virginia and now Georgia

I can tell you it gets increasingly better as you move south

Not the other fucking way around....

The Hoosier state......that's deep


Thread Level: 9

Whataboutism is in your blood.

Author: LehighND (7534 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 11:52 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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It doesn't matter if I come from New Delhi, or Akron, or Flint Michigan. It won't make Florida not suck.

Are you kind?
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It's in the eye of the beholder

Author: WoodstockIrish (14678 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 7:56 am on Aug 10, 2019
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I've lived in Indiana.....doesnt hold a candle to Florida

Clearly I wont change your mind

Think what you want, that's what makes this country great

Knee high by the Fourth of July....enjoy it


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I don't think I've made this clear.

Author: LehighND (7534 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 8:40 am on Aug 10, 2019
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No matter how bad Indiana sucks, it doesn't make Florida suck any less.

Whether or not Domino's Pizza sucks has nothing to do with whether Donato's Pizza sucks.


Are you kind?
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I haven’t made myself clear

Author: WoodstockIrish (14678 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 10:51 am on Aug 10, 2019
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You and you alone have a right to your own opinion.

The fact that you think Florida sucks means nothing to the rest of us.

Thank you though for admitting Indiana sucks.

You act as if just because you think less of a place it means something to everyone else.

Just like my saying Indiana sucks means nothing either.

Get over yourself.


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Are you implying that Mississippi is crappy? How dare you!

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:33 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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As a point of fact, Mississippi is my summer home. I winter in North Dakota.

Why must you continually place our alliance on shaky ground, blowing in the wind? (How's that for a mixed metaphor?) Not unlike the hurricane winds that sometimes blow over the WoodstockIrish residence on his palatial estate, which we all help rebuild every few years?


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Hey hey. WTF? We have much better trailer parks on the ocean here than Indiana .

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:31 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:31 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Good for you Mississippi and Louisiana, great American oil states.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:46 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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But stay where you are. Florida has enough problems.

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Why do you live there then?

Author: WoodstockIrish (14678 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 2:56 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Did I miss something? Where does he live.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:06 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Please don't stop the voices in Woodstock's head. This is about as interesting as he gets.

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:37 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Well, that, and when he goes off an his experiences with anti-Semitism. Riveting stuff.

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Leave him alone. He’s much better now. Better living through chemistry.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:50 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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He's from Mississippi

Author: WoodstockIrish (14678 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:16 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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This is really good.

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Yeah I know where you call home.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 4:18 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:50 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Is that all you got? It’s much worse. But we have 1800 people per day moving into this hell hole

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 1:31 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Why? We can’t vote. We have every fraud prevailer living here and then there are the beasts. Mostly divorced wealthy women looking for men or alligators, bears and the occasional hurricane. But no state taxes and Homestead Exception keeps your home even with bankruptcy. There’s a reason all the criminals live here. Come on down we are mostly friendly.

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Sounds like you need a vacation in Bangladesh.

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 1:39 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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I only go to NY or Connecticut to see my daughters. Is that Bangladesh? Rather deal with

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 1:43 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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alligators.

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You're making me depressed and it's a Friday. Friday is my happy day.

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 1:58 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Now I feel like playing "Alone Again, Naturally."

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I apologize when I get down I listen to Janis Ian and Tracy Chapman. Buck up old man.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 2:09 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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"Gimme one reason to stay here..."

Author: MAS (21445 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:38 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Stay where? Do you have a fast car or are you 17? I need more before I can help.

Author: PBHangingChad (15790 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 3:52 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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Even Alligators draw the line at eating liberals

Author: CC72 (16793 Posts - Joined: Sep 5, 2010)

Posted at 12:35 pm on Aug 9, 2019
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They do have some standards. ;)

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