Alligator eats 100-pound dog.
Chris is right: it's time for Trump to do something about these primordial chompers.
BTW, isn't Florida just glorious? PB: anything?
Link: https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/08/08/florida-woman-alligator-ate-her-dog/
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The only beast with a 50/50 chance against the pythons?
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I don’t think A Michigan fan would have much of a chance against a python. Not buying it.
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Man saves his dog from 10 foot alligator
jimbasil 55046 postsNOKOMIS, Fla. (WWSB) - A man didn’t hesitate to jump into a canal in Sarasota County on Friday to rescue his dog from an alligator.
An officer with Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) tells ABC7 that around 5pm the man was inside his home on the 100 block of Margaret Drive in Nokomis, his chocolate lab outside, when he heard a commotion coming from the canal behind his home.
The man rushed outside to find his dog in the canal with an alligator. Without pausing, the man jumped into the canal and pried open the gator’s jaws to rescue his dog, pulling the dog to safety.Jack, he is a banker
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They're coming for your loved ones too -
jimbasil 55046 postsKnow your surroundings before you jump in.
Jack, he is a banker
and Jane, she is a clerk
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She let her dog run in and out of a pond in Florida? Gotta be aware of your surroundings...
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It’s likely due to the gator having to look for food in human land because pythons are consuming all
BaronVonZemo 64210 postsOf its regular food sources.
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So true but sorry it was a dog rather it be a liberal escaping taxes from NY and NJ. Thanks for the
softball. You are a good man. Love the tourist from NY and NJ that reach for a $0.75 ball in the water and lose a hand.
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Don't take this the wrong way, but your state sucks.
The climate sucks, the concentration of old people who are curiously eager to live in 95 degree heat and 100% humidity sucks; the state government sucks; the corrupt college sports teams suck; the pro sports teams suck; the major cities suck; the landscape sucks, save for the Everglades, which you're ruining anyways; the alligators and pythons suck; paying for your hurricane damage sucks; the pedophile-enabling entertainment industry dynasties based there suck; the pedophile-child murderers who invariably flee to your state for refuge suck; and, finally, Florida sucks because of the plethora of tourists who flock there in search of two or three of the things mentioned above.
Again, don't take any of this the wrong way.
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Well, at least they have all of those regular, salt of the earth Key West folk.
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That's a Class A rant. Well done.
Florida is a booger hanging from the nose of America. It's a loaf being pinched off by Georgia, America's rectum.
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Mississippi.
Fortunately, I have a neighbor who's a big ND fan. Drinks to excess, though, and doesn't shy away from telling stories of crapping his pants. He actually used to post here regularly, but now you hardly see him in these parts.
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So that is rich.....someone from Mississippi crapping on another state
I just had one of my best laughs of the week
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One doesn't have to be from a good state to recognize the crappiness of Florida.
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Says the guy from Indianapolis
This certainly makes for a great Friday afternoon read....
All the people from the shitty midwestern states beating their chests......get back to me in January
I have lived in Missouri, Indiana, NJ, California and Virginia and now Georgia
I can tell you it gets increasingly better as you move south
Not the other fucking way around....
The Hoosier state......that's deep
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Whataboutism is in your blood.
It doesn't matter if I come from New Delhi, or Akron, or Flint Michigan. It won't make Florida not suck.
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It's in the eye of the beholder
I've lived in Indiana.....doesnt hold a candle to Florida
Clearly I wont change your mind
Think what you want, that's what makes this country great
Knee high by the Fourth of July....enjoy it
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I don't think I've made this clear.
No matter how bad Indiana sucks, it doesn't make Florida suck any less.
Whether or not Domino's Pizza sucks has nothing to do with whether Donato's Pizza sucks.
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I haven’t made myself clear
You and you alone have a right to your own opinion.
The fact that you think Florida sucks means nothing to the rest of us.
Thank you though for admitting Indiana sucks.
You act as if just because you think less of a place it means something to everyone else.
Just like my saying Indiana sucks means nothing either.
Get over yourself.
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Are you implying that Mississippi is crappy? How dare you!
As a point of fact, Mississippi is my summer home. I winter in North Dakota.
Why must you continually place our alliance on shaky ground, blowing in the wind? (How's that for a mixed metaphor?) Not unlike the hurricane winds that sometimes blow over the WoodstockIrish residence on his palatial estate, which we all help rebuild every few years?
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Good for you Mississippi and Louisiana, great American oil states.
But stay where you are. Florida has enough problems.
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Please don't stop the voices in Woodstock's head. This is about as interesting as he gets.
Well, that, and when he goes off an his experiences with anti-Semitism. Riveting stuff.
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Is that all you got? It’s much worse. But we have 1800 people per day moving into this hell hole
Why? We can’t vote. We have every fraud prevailer living here and then there are the beasts. Mostly divorced wealthy women looking for men or alligators, bears and the occasional hurricane. But no state taxes and Homestead Exception keeps your home even with bankruptcy. There’s a reason all the criminals live here. Come on down we are mostly friendly.
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I only go to NY or Connecticut to see my daughters. Is that Bangladesh? Rather deal with
alligators.
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You're making me depressed and it's a Friday. Friday is my happy day.
Now I feel like playing "Alone Again, Naturally."
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