Notre Dame halftime ad featured a professor focused on robotic search 'n rescue. Meanwhile ....

...I know this because he actually told me this personally.

This is not a Tyrone moment. I wouldn't tell you this if it weren't true. I also told the board last summer when he was making the "What would you fight for" ND commercial. I think you might try to at least use an actual example of the issue that you are trying talk about. This example reflects the opposite of your point.