If we can put a man on the moon, why can’t we get a few more pop up ads on my cell phone here?

Is anyone else craving a few more recurring pharma ads to pop up over, and over, just as you are about to tap in a message?
I can’t get enough of those little x’s that you tap to make it disappear, and even though you hit it perfectly, it still shunts you to the advertising site. It’s uber awesome!!!
(I think that the Big 12 conference refs make the call on whether the “x” was tapped properly or not).

Anyways, thanks for the ads. Can we please get more?