An irate Pete Bevacqua called CFP Chair Hunter Yurachek yesterday.

Secretary: Pete Bevacqua's on line 1, Hunter.

Hunter (H): Yurachek!

Pete (P): I'm a Czech? No, you're a Czech! I'm Italian!

H: OMG, it's you again, Petey. Now what?

P: Toney!

H: Oh, I get it. Now, that Toney's out, you think I'm going to screw you over because of his absence.

P: You got it!

H: Man, you've got a horseshoe up your ass. Your soft ass zone could never have covered him and forget about the "great" Lenny Moore playing him one-on-one. He would have smoked him!

P: You know, you're problem is that you haven't gotten over the 56-13 butt-whippin' that we gave your beloved Arkansas Razorbacks last year. You're the AD for a shit football program, you SEC shill. You screwed us last year and your plan is to do it again this year, dumb ass!

H: Oh, that does it, la vaca. You'll never get in now.

P: What did you just say?

H: Nothing, I was just mumbling.

P: Oh, we're going to see each other in court. Did you forget that I'm a lawyer? You're going to pay for this. You better bring a big check, Yurachek! (Laughing): You're a check!!! You're a check!!!